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Poontang

11 January 2005
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Peter came across this synopsis of Unfaithful while surfing The Age DVD store:

"Diane Lane plays a very welloff, very content middleclass mother and wife whose common sense and good judgment is quickly overridden by a loftdwelling French book dealer who draws her into his spacious New York home for a spot of extramarital poontang."

I can't stop laughing.

Views from the Floor

Sophie Cunningham says:

personally, i find pootang very erotic.

Huw says:

Mr Garrison to the personification of his repressed gay self: "I'm not gay, I love poontang!"

adam says:

There's a footpath paver near my place that someone's scrawled the word "POONTANG" into while it was still wet. I walk past on the way to the tramstop. It's strangely refreshing.

Sophie Cunningham says:

i would just like to say that when i made my first comment i sincerely thought poontang was a card game, and therefore thought i was being quite witty.

adam says:

In that case, sophie, you thought the film was about a man who couldn't get enough card games in his married life, and hence had to have a bit of card games on the side?

I like that explanation the best.

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