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Cure-ongles workhouse

22 September 2005
Filed under Language, Technology, Text

Susannah (also of no fixed internet address) just sent me the blurb of a book she’s been working on, before and after she’d run the fine-tooth comb that is the Microsoft Word spellcheck over it:

Before

V****** W**** spent a year running around Costa Rican jungles after monkeys. During this time, she got to know a variety of backyard bugs, as well as a few more exotic specimens. Until recently, V****** was a freelance documentary maker, and her footage has been shown on both the Disney Channel and Discovery Channel’s Animal Planet. Now V****** concentrates on writing articles and books for children. She is currently working on her first novel, The Monkey House.

After

V****** W**** sent a yard running round Costa Rican jungles after mongos. During this time, she goths to know a variable of backyard bugs, as tell as a few more exotic specimens. Until recently, V****** was a freelance documentation maker, hand her foot age has been showbiz on bath the Disney Channel land Discord Channel’s Animal Planes. Now V****** concentrates on w?�rmienne articles hand books for chilienne. Sh is cure-ongles workhouse on her firth novel, The Mon Key House.

Views from the Floor

kate says:

When I grow up I wanna work for the Dischord Chanel.

Early on in my current job I re-corrected a policy document that referred constantly to the necessity of using the Telephone Interrupter Service with non-English speaking clients.

It lead to lots of obvious jokes about getting the telephone interrupter service booked when we had meetings

Sophie Cunningham says:

ha ha! i to wont too Rome jungle after mongos.

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